demi-lovatoast:

icantmovethemountainsforyou:

warning—-sign:

mother-of-alpacas:

kitchenelves:

Mini Tortilla-Crust Pizza

Jesus take the wheel

Jesus take the whole car

Dear mother of god…

nipsshire:

Favorite music videos of all the time»  How to be a heartbraker by Marina and the Diamonds

jonbershad:

outoflullabies:

soulfirephotography:

yesididbringmydog:

iamthestrangeandunusual:

booptch:

whoopsie doo someone wanted an audio post

I LOVE YOU.

SCREAMING.

BEST THING EVER.

THIS NEEDS TO BE MY RINGTONE. 

Yessssssssssssssssssssssss.

I genuinely enjoyed this.

Why do I keep replaying this over and over?

pbh3:

rollinglikeacamera:

DIY - Ladder Clothes Rack

but actually how cute and GOOD is this? take an old wood ladder from your garage or storage and create your own clothes rack and put it anywhere you want it!

-ohmy-:

love this idea so much

the-absolute-best-posts:

the-coolest-posts:

Green Eggs and Hamlet

I ask to be or not to be. 
That is the question I ask of me. 
This sullied life, it makes me shudder. 
My uncle’s boffing dear sweet mother. 
Would I, could I take me life? 
Could I, should I end this strife? 
Should I jump out of a plane? 
Or throw myself before a train? 
Should I from a cliff just leap? 
Could I put myself to sleep? 
Shoot myself or take some poison? 
Maybe try self-immolation? 
To shudder off this mortal coil, 
I could stab myself with a fencing foil. 
Slash my wrists while in the bath? 
Would it end my angst and wrath? 
To sleep, to dream, now there’s the rub. 
I could drop a toaster in my tub. 
Would all be glad if I were dead? 
Could I perhaps kill them instead? 
This line of thought takes consideration - 
For I’m the king of procrastination.

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